
CITYFARMERS' HOMEGROWN ETIQUETTE FOR JUNKIN', PICKN' AND TRASHN'
OKAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ...
yes there are rules for garbage pickn' ...these are from my book, you don't have to like it OR agree, but I'll bet you've hauled something home only to find it covered in pee smell.
1) if you meet the Mrs. out at the curb when you pull up, might be nice to just ask, "are you getting rid of that"? "Do you mind if I take it off your hands?"

2) better keep your wellies stowed in the car ... if you've ever dropped something heavy on

your bare tootsies ... then you KNOW to cover these precious little piggies.

Don't get too excited or make a big hairy fuss when you find something you love (especially at the flea market) ... it draws a crowd, and then everybody and their dog wants it ... the dealer's gotchya then!

3) speaking of dogs ... I love them and all ... but for the sake of your family and all that is sacred, better get your smell-er into action ... squat down and sniff for dog and cat pee and yes, sorry smokers ...the smell of smoke is forever in an upholstered piece.

4) if you and your dear best friend reach for the same thing, let her have it ... provided she gives first right of refusal when she thinks of putting this charmer on a garage sale.
5) wear GLOVES ... everybody's touched it ... nuff said
6) ask the dealer POLITELY ... is this your best price? And THEN, don't be haulin' out no 50 for a 2$ item ...
7) try to imagine this piece of "junk" in your house. If you have a three foot space for a mirror in the powder room, chances are the curb side special that's 6 feet wide, won't work.
blankies, boots and bunj-ies ... keep them in the car and let's hit the road
what have I missed ...you fill in the blank?